Thursday, July 10, 2008

Queen Megan and the List of Things to Remember

1. When growing your nails out and you have an itchy eye, it is wise to remember that your nails are longer than you are accustomed to. Otherwise, you will end up poking yourself in the eye causing exponentially GREATER discomfort than the originally itchy eye.

2. Kindergartners have it right with snack time between breakfast and lunch, especially if you plan on putting off lunch until 2:00 in the afternoon. Otherwise, you will end up trembling like a wee little hairless cat that just got introduced to a Minnesota winter.

3. Looking at pictures of something you want, will probably only make you want it more.

4. Starting a list on break at work to be finished at home that evening … but not sending the list home will probably result in the post getting made a day late.

2 comments:

Houston said...

I wasn't laughing at you...I was laughing WITH you! I felt pretty bad for your eye...even if it was funny ;-)

TaLaisa said...

OUch!

Kindergarteners are not the only ones who have it right. There is a reason mama carries a diaper bag so big, there is always room for a snack to share.