Thursday, July 31, 2008
A Small Request
I feel scared, sad, and useless. I don’t know what words to say to comfort and encourage. All I can do is offer my prayers and support. So, I put this request to you, please keep Jenny and the Peterson family in your prayers. If you are capable please add their names to the temple prayer roll and include them in your fast Sunday prayers.
Thanks to everyone for their support and prayers.
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Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Queen Megan and the Angry Ants! Plural!
Last night I was sitting on the floor in the living room painting my nails when I got attacked by another angry ant! My apartment is under siege by ants! It is an ant infestation! I saw a marching line headed towards the litter box and then found another ant task force surrounding the cat food dish! I don’t know what I’m going to do but I’m getting ready to go to war!
(COMING SOON to a Blog near you with PICTURES! Queen Megan and the Draper Days Rodeo!)
Friday, July 18, 2008
Queen Megan and the Angry Ant
Sidebar: A co-worker once told me the story of how he was bitten by a black widow. He unknowingly laid on her when getting into bed! She lived long enough to bite him and he was asleep before he could realize it. When he finally woke he was rendered incapable of seeking aid. It was nearly two days before a concerned friend broke into his house and took him to the hospital. The doctor told him how lucky he was because he had crushed the widow with his slumbering body (or she would have repeatedly bitten him) and because his friend broke in to rescue him. The doctor jokingly urged him to not be angry at his friend for the broken window. SO, this story terrifies me and has become a semi-secret phobia of mine!
Unfortunately, the pain was increasing in severity and images of a sinister black widow biting my flesh swam in my head. I couldn’t take it! I broke and asked Jake to look at my back. He climbed out of bed, turned on the lights, and took a gander at my back. Upon his suggestion, I went to look in the mirror fully expected to see venom tracers spreading out from a grotesque mound of scarlet flesh.
Much to my surprise, all I saw were several small bumps that resembled razor burn. Jake called to me from the bedroom and announced he had found my assailant! It was a run-of-the-mill previously angry now dead black ant! It wasn’t a black widow, an entire ant hill, a fire ant or even a genetically altered ant (I was hoping to at least wake up and lift objects fifty times my weight but I failed the vehicle lift test miserably). It was just an angry ant.
Monday, July 14, 2008
Queen Megan and Sunday Dinner
After dinner I got to play with my nephews, which was so delightful. They are the world’s best comedians (I may be slightly biased). The boys just got a Wii and they were showing Jake and I how cool it is. It is really cool! The boys helped Jake and I design our own little avatars and every time Eli saw an avatar he recognized he would say “There’s Granpa!” or “There’s Meggie!”
My nephews, except for Eli, are slightly intimidated by Uncle Jake. Eli isn’t the least bit afraid of him. For example, we were sharing controls and I told Eli he could share with me. He got very quiet and sad and walked out of the room. I followed him and he went outside and told his Dad he wanted to share with Uncle Jake, not Meggie. I giggled and told him he could share with Jake and his whole face lit up. Then while we were playing the Wii Jake was sitting on the couch and Eli climbed up on the couch and cuddled up against Jake. Later without any prompting Eli ran up to Jake and threw his arms around him in a Biiiig hug! It was so sweet.
Another thing that Eli did last night that was super funny was he climbed onto the big leather chair and asked in his little sweet voice if I would put a blanket on him, so I did. Then he said “I need an ice pack” (he had to ask two or three times before I realized what he was asking for.) So, I got him an ice pack and he said “I need it on my back. Ice pack on my back, please.” Any time it shifted he’d say “Meg, ice pack moved. On my back, please.” He had it on for about 3-5 minutes then he let out a happy little “ahhh” sound and said “I’m done” and returned to playing.
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Queen Megan and the Night Visitors
It is no small secret that I am NOT a morning person. I have a very difficult time with morning. It would be safe to say that morning time and I are MORTAL enemies.
It has possibly been years since I thought about my Mom’s teasingly singing “She Waaaaaalks … She Waaaalks!” to me as I stumbled around the house still 80-90% asleep trying to get ready for school. However, this morning as I stumbled around getting ready for work I heard my Mom singing “She Waaaaaalks … She Waaaalks!” inside my head.
That is the tone for today, it is a miracle!
Queen Megan and the List of Things to Remember
1. When growing your nails out and you have an itchy eye, it is wise to remember that your nails are longer than you are accustomed to. Otherwise, you will end up poking yourself in the eye causing exponentially GREATER discomfort than the originally itchy eye.
2. Kindergartners have it right with snack time between breakfast and lunch, especially if you plan on putting off lunch until 2:00 in the afternoon. Otherwise, you will end up trembling like a wee little hairless cat that just got introduced to a Minnesota winter.
3. Looking at pictures of something you want, will probably only make you want it more.
4. Starting a list on break at work to be finished at home that evening … but not sending the list home will probably result in the post getting made a day late.
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Queen Megan and the Five Minute Walk
Monday, July 7, 2008
Queen Megan and the Quest for the Perfect Yellow Nail Polish
Several weeks ago at our Sunday family dinner my sister asked me if I had, or knew of, a pretty yellow nail polish. I told her I didn’t but I would keep my eye out. Since then I have been on a crusade of sorts to find the perfect yellow nail polish. My first discovery was Essie Short Pants. It is nice but the yellow is so neon and brackish. Next I read a blog review of Chanel L.A. Sunrise but it is a limited edition polish and sells for $25 a pop, talk about a quick nix from the list. Next, while I was at Target I found a canary yellow that made my heart sing! Bonus it was less than a buck! I hurried home to test it out. The problem is that the polish is a streaky as a rebellious diaper hating two year old! Just when I was about to give up hope, a favorite blogger of mine posted swatches of three different yellow nail polishes. I really like Yellow Fever but find the name ironic since the cost is so high.
While I may not have the perfect yellow nail polish in my possession, I felt compelled to blog about it and include links.
Queen Megan and the Case of the Stolen Vehicle
So, on Saturday morning I was sweeping the front porch when our upstairs neighbor, Peggy, came outside for a chat. Peggy scares the bananas out of me! When she is around I am fortunate if I can mumble a single word before I turn into a useless bag of strawberry jelly that only desires to hide its big jelly face. Thankfully, Jake was there to do the interactive portion of the conversation while I just stood there inert (like strawberry jelly does). Peggy was curious if we knew who owned the vehicle parked in one of the four parking spots. I hadn’t even realized (until it was pointed out) that there was an unknown vehicle in the parking area. Peggy was furious someone had parked in this spot because they had parked ‘alarmingly’ close to her vehicle. As a matter of fact, she was so distressed that she had procured two 15 lb. chunks of concrete and placed them in front of the vehicle. This would alert her when the owner came to move the vehicle and grant her the opportunity to have words with them. We have a new neighbor moving in this week so I just figured the vehicle belonged to them, and didn’t give the issue a second thought.
Peggy on the other hand, couldn’t let the issue drop. It was some time after one when our landlord showed up along with an officer, only to be followed by a K-9 unit arriving. Jake stepped outside and spoke with one of the officers who politely informed him that the plates on the vehicle were stolen. Our driveway was suddenly a hotbed of activity. By three the vehicle had been searched inside-out and impounded. As it turned out, not only were the plates stolen (from a separate vehicle) the vehicle was also stolen.
So, I am left wondering if our new neighbors tried to hide a stolen vehicle there, if the person who stole the vehicle was/is planning on coming back, why they decided to try and hide the vehicle there, and how safe my vehicle is. I guess that the best result of this whole ordeal is that those 15 lb. concrete chunks are now acting as the divider line between Peggy’s parking spot and the new people’s parking spot. I’m so glad we don’t have the parking spot next to her!
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Driveway of Fire 2008!
Watching Elise and Tom rock out with Guitar Hero II was hysterical. Before you know it those two will be on tour, seriously. All they need is a headband and fish guitar for Tom and some pink or purple hair for Elise!
Now, the Driveway of Fire 2008 was the best show! I laughed, I cried, it moved me. The only disappointing part was when the night had to be cut short (Hoopla free) because I was tired. Since when is 10:30 ‘way past my bedtime’?